What my friends fail to realise is that when I don’t answer my phone, I have a reason.
That reason could be:
- I am ignoring you.
- I don’t want to talk to you- so basically ignoring you
- I have been murdered by a serial killer
- I’m sleeping
Or perhaps the most obvious and genuine reason as to why I’m not answering my fucking phone is that I put it down and then forgot where I left it.